Below is the outline for the first three episodes of Undeath and Taxes, along with the pilot episode following.
Undeath and Taxes
Episode 1
Noah is out walking home from a concert when he is attacked. Screaming for help, no one seems to hear
him. The attacker bites into his neck, clearly overpowering Noah. All Noah can do is bite back. Soon, he
blacks out. He wakes up during the day under a dumpster. When he tries to put his hand out it begins to
burn and he pulls it back. When night comes again, he makes his way back to his apartment with his
roommate Zeke.
Zeke points out that Noah is completely white. When Noah explains what has transpired, Zeke freaks out
and calls him a vampire. The two of them stop and look down once the word is said, and Zeke asks, “You
gonna suck my blood?” Noah says, “I don't think so.”
Episode 2
The two then begin to test various vampire myths to find out what's true. They rent movies and read
books, testing various concepts out. Zeke buys Noah a cape and other stereotypical vampire clothes.
They figure out that pig's blood works well for a substitute for human blood.
The pair go out to a club to try out some of the powers they think Noah might possess. Most of them fail
miserably at first. Then Noah gets the hang of it, and soon they have free drinks and women surrounding
them.
Episode 3
A few days later, Noah realizes he is going to have to find employment in order to continue paying his
half of the rent. He hasn't been able to go to his usual nine to five since he has an extreme allergy to the
sun. Using his newfound powers, he schmoozes his way into part ownership of a club with a minimal
investment.

